When you call out my name..........

You know me by my name, i know you by your drink.
young pretty girls drink light beer and vodka tonics,
young men do shots of whiskey and schnapps between their beers.
old men drinks scotch and draft beer.
old women drink wine or drinks with simple names.
i hate you all.
for different reasons of course. but i still hate you. because your loud,
your rude, you don't tip, and you don't know what your talking about.
your talking to hear yourself talk and to
make your self feel important.
why on earth do you want to talk to me?
is your life so un-interesting that you find delight in my
mundane life?
Fuck You, Pay Me!